Joke : Womans are impossible.

There was this "Husband Shopping Center" where a woman
could go to choose from among many men, for her husband. It
was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was,
once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man
from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go
back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girls go to the place to find men ....

First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs
and love kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that's
better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder
what's further up?".
Soup they go.
Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking"
Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say
the women. Very tempting !!! But, there's more further up! have
high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,help with
the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
" Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us
further on! So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on that door said "This floor is just to prove that women
are impossible to please."

Bathroom Flooring and Design

There are lawyers on the flight

An aeroplane was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed
the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get
prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone
was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still
going around passing out business cards."

Cork Floor

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