JOKE : New Windows Viruses
Please check your computer for the following viruses:
AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting.
MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.
DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer.
TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down.
DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofy.
PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processer doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS - only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.
VIAGGRRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.
AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting.
MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.
DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer.
TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down.
DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofy.
PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processer doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS - only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.
VIAGGRRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.
posted by James at 11:51 AM
6 Comments:
funny jokes, heh.
I think they are funny too-- thanks!
Hee hee! Love the joke.
arent we glad people have so much time on their hands to think of these? love it!
Those are great - thank you.
my day was sucky till i stumble upon your site..great jokes you have here!
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