Joke : Womans are impossible.
There was this "Husband Shopping Center" where a woman
could go to choose from among many men, for her husband. It
was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was,
once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man
from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go
back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girls go to the place to find men ....
First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs
and love kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that's
better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder
what's further up?".
Soup they go.
Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking"
Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say
the women. Very tempting !!! But, there's more further up! have
high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,help with
the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
" Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us
further on! So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said "This floor is just to prove that women
are impossible to please."
could go to choose from among many men, for her husband. It
was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was,
once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man
from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go
back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girls go to the place to find men ....
First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs
and love kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that's
better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder
what's further up?".
Soup they go.
Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking"
Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say
the women. Very tempting !!! But, there's more further up! have
high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,help with
the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
" Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us
further on! So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said "This floor is just to prove that women
are impossible to please."

16 Comments:
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Cute, and yet, somewhat true. lol
Ahahahaha!
Really loved this post!
I'm a women..yes I am, but sometimes i do realise i'm impossible to please as well. AS any women is!
Whatever...man love us anyway! :D
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I've heard a second part of this joke.
Across the street is another store called the "Wife Shopping Center". Same rules apply. The first floor is "Women who can cook." The second floor is "Women who can cook and have big hooters." The third floor is "Women who can cook, have big hooters, and love sex."
Nobody's ever gone above the third floor.
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I like that!
he he, very funny... the ones on the fourth floor were all gay anyway...
Funny but sexist
Gotcha!
Love that.
Happy mommy's day!
Makes me laugh everytime!
Hi, random here. So very true dude! Although I would have settled for the 3rd floor men...
Hi I'm CIro D'Ambrosio, an italian student.
My english is not very well and...i would to speak to anybody in English with the e-mail!
What do tou think?
This is my e-mail: italociro@email.it
hey, i just happened to stumble onto this blog and catch this post. im with the "funny but sexist" person, but yeah, its true.
To be honest I have seen it on a forwarded e-mail but it looks good on your Blog and so I got another laugh out of it thanks.
Oh, good one, it makes one think a bit. Life indeed can be like this sometimes. Keep up the good jokes.
Good one, I think it works both ways.
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