Monday, May 8

Joke : You looked a lot like my wife


A serious drunk walked into a beer bar and, after staring for some time
at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed
her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized
and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

9 Comments:

Blogger R2K said...

: )

1:52 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

I just read your blog and found it very refreshing. Keep up the good work.

2:57 PM  
Blogger MertMengelmier said...

nice.

7:25 PM  
Blogger anne said...

haha ah funny joke. Im amused easily. I was randomly going through blogs and i came across yours. Thought id say hi.
:) cheers

7:36 PM  
Blogger drew said...

lol. That was pretty funny. Good stuff.

7:41 PM  
Blogger Adrielle said...

Nice

11:19 PM  
Blogger mfaizalzul said...

heheeh..better regconize your own wife:)

6:19 AM  
Blogger Chander Dogra said...

Came across your blog.Funny jokes.Never heard them before.
I had a nice laugh

12:42 AM  
Blogger HollyGolightlier said...

Refreshingly funny :o)

3:55 AM  

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