Jokes on Elephant
How do you make an elephant float?
With two scoops of ice-cream, a bottle of cream soda, and an elephant.
Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirins.
Why did the elephant wear dark sunglasses?
So he wouldn't be recognized.
What did Tarzan say when the elephant came up over the hill?
Nothing. He didn't recognize the elephant because he was wearing dark
sunglasses.
What did the cat say to the elephant?
Meow.
Why do elephants wear red toenail polish?
Oops, sorry, no Polish jokes allowed.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in the strawberry patch.
But there aren't any elephants in the strawberry patch!
See, their camoflauge is working.
How do you get an elephant to the top of an oak tree?
Plant an acorn under him and wait 50 years.
What if I don't want to wait 50 years?
Put a parachute on the elephant and drop him from an elecopter.
How do you get an elephant down from an oak tree?
Tell him to sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
Why are alligators long and flat?
They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3000 miles.
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants.
What's the difference between an elephant and an egg?
If you don't know, I hope you don't do the grocery shopping!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why did the Frenchman sprinkle salt on the road?
To keep elephants away.
But there are no elephants in France.
See, it's working!
What do you do with a blue elephant?
Cheer him up.
Where is the best place to see a herd of charging elephants?
On elevision.
How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
With two scoops of ice-cream, a bottle of cream soda, and an elephant.
Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirins.
Why did the elephant wear dark sunglasses?
So he wouldn't be recognized.
What did Tarzan say when the elephant came up over the hill?
Nothing. He didn't recognize the elephant because he was wearing dark
sunglasses.
What did the cat say to the elephant?
Meow.
Why do elephants wear red toenail polish?
Oops, sorry, no Polish jokes allowed.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in the strawberry patch.
But there aren't any elephants in the strawberry patch!
See, their camoflauge is working.
How do you get an elephant to the top of an oak tree?
Plant an acorn under him and wait 50 years.
What if I don't want to wait 50 years?
Put a parachute on the elephant and drop him from an elecopter.
How do you get an elephant down from an oak tree?
Tell him to sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
Why are alligators long and flat?
They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3000 miles.
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants.
What's the difference between an elephant and an egg?
If you don't know, I hope you don't do the grocery shopping!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why did the Frenchman sprinkle salt on the road?
To keep elephants away.
But there are no elephants in France.
See, it's working!
What do you do with a blue elephant?
Cheer him up.
Where is the best place to see a herd of charging elephants?
On elevision.
How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
posted by James at 10:51 AM
17 Comments:
Nice Blog :)
HAHA, I LOVE ALL OF THEM, THERE SO STUPID, THEIR HILARIOUS!!
=)
Ha!
I liked theese...
My favorite Joke-
Knock Knock....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Who's there?
Yeah.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Yeah-who?
hehehe!
Monica
What did an ant say to elephant?
I would like to meery you.
I have no idea how I landed here.
Q: How do you know that there is a elephant ib your fridge?
A: Tou can't close the door.
I have real elephants on my site.
I have no idea how I landed here.
Q: How do you know that there is a elephant ib your fridge?
A: Tou can't close the door.
I have real elephants on my site.
How do you know that a elephant was in your fridge?
You will see his footprints in the butter.
How do you know that there is a elephant in the fridge?
You can't close the door.
I have no Idea how I got to this site.
Happy blogging.
How do u put an elephat in a refrigerator in 3 steps?
1. open the door, 2. put there the elephant, 3. close the door.
How do u put a Hipo in a refrigerator in 4 steps?
1. open the door, 2. remove the elephant, 3. put the hipo,4.close the door.
:| c ya
i like elephants
elephants are cool
=)
Hi. Landed here unintentionally. Loved the jokes. You made my day :)
Why was the elepahnt lying on his back with his feet in the air?
He was trying to trip the birds.
What do you do when you see ten thousand elephants coming over a hill?
SWIM FOR IT!!!!!
haha man i wish i could ride an elephant
ha ha ha
i love these jokes
Hilarios and entertaining.
Thanks.
man, these jokes so made my day!
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