Subject: Why there are very few Blonde Doctors...
Why there are very few Blonde Doctors ?
This one is hilarious. Before you start out, pleasekeep some towels
handy...there're going to be tearsstreaming down your cheeks.
This is the story of a Blonde who took a medicalentrance test.
Given below is a portion of the testanswers he gave.
Read on.......
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a, e, i, o, u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cyst - short form of sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Genes - blue denim
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair / you die
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Vein - at what time?
This one is hilarious. Before you start out, pleasekeep some towels
handy...there're going to be tearsstreaming down your cheeks.
This is the story of a Blonde who took a medicalentrance test.
Given below is a portion of the testanswers he gave.
Read on.......
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a, e, i, o, u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cyst - short form of sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Genes - blue denim
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair / you die
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Vein - at what time?
posted by James at 7:46 PM
5 Comments:
This was very cute. Funny as it may seem my patients have actually taken these type twists in termenology as proper usage. they have said to me "The specialist just told me that I have very close veins." or things like "I need new batteries for my space maker." I even hear medical personel say "Old Timers disease" when they refer to "Alzheimers" After all these years nothing would suprise me
Nite Quill
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This was so good I had to send this to some co workers. Thanks for the laugh
I'm sure many a doctor has heard patients borrow from this blonde's dictionary. Very funny!
OH MY GOSH. This was so funny to read. I was having a really bad day, and it made me smile. THANKS!
very funny. i laughed to tears with some of the definitions. keep laughing and making us laugh...
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